Rice cooker

[onifukuchou]

[There is a new rice cooker in the apartment. The previous (ancient) one had met it's demise in a fizzle of sparks from the cord and much swearing, and had summarily been replaced. The new one is very white, very shiny, and has roughly three times the buttons on it that the old one had.

Hijikata has decided, in honor of this, he will actually cook dinner at home. Dinner that isn't half from a box.

Unfortunately, the rice cooker is proving to be A Problem]

Comments

[mumyo_ken]

You just don't trust anyone else.

[But now the rice is done, so he's going to go ahead and scoop that into the bowls]

[onifukuchou]

I trust them. I can do it faster, though.

[He takes the pan off the stove, and starts dividing up the cooked beef, egg, and onion.

...Souji's bowl may have a bit more than his]

[mumyo_ken]

They can't get any faster if you never let them do their jobs, you know.

[He sees what you did there, Hijikata]

[onifukuchou]

Hn.

[Which means you're right, Souji, he just doesn't want to admit it.

And you need more food >|]

[mumyo_ken]

[That gets a laugh out of him, because he knows he's got Hijikata, there. And then he points at the bowls]

Are you sure you have enough?

[Given Hijikata's the one doing all the hard work all day...]

[onifukuchou]

This is plenty for me.

[Yeah, well, Souji's the one that looks like a strong wind might knock him over]

[mumyo_ken]

Are you sure?

[Because, really. He doesn't need that much.]

[onifukuchou]

Very sure.

[Don't make him get pushy here. Well, pushier.]

[mumyo_ken]

If you say so...

[But he'll feel bad if Hijikata is hungry later. ;A;]

[onifukuchou]

Stop fussing and just eat it.

[Hijikata lives off of cigarettes and grumpiness, he'll be fine]

[mumyo_ken]

I'm not fussing.

[If anyone is, it's you, Hijikata.]

[onifukuchou]

Yes you are.

[:|]

[mumyo_ken]

You're the one who's fussing~

[But he'll be good and eat his dinner anyway.]

[onifukuchou]

[That just earns him a pointed glare]

Shut up and eat your rice.

[mumyo_ken]

See? I'm right.

[But he's eating, if only because he's satisfied with his trolling attempts for the moment.]

[onifukuchou]

Hn.

[So not dignifying that with a real answer, Souji.]

...Did it turn out alright?

[mumyo_ken]

[He'll count that as a win, then.]

Yes, it's very good. Thank you.

[onifukuchou]

[Souji always wins. It's embarrassing.

Hijikata does relax just a little, though. He doesn't cook much for himself, so this was something a little special. And knowing that Souji liked it is a good thing.]

You're welcome.

[mumyo_ken]

[He concentrates on his dinner for a few moments before letting an amused smile cross his face]

By the way, would you like me to write down the instructions for the rice cooker?

[Because, hey. He can't just let that go.]

[onifukuchou]

[Hijikata looks like he wants to throw something at Souji for that. Luckily for Souji, no pillows are in easy in easy reach. So he satisfies himself with a very, very grumpy glare instead.]

No, goddamnit. It has a manual.

[mumyo_ken]

Hm. But... it didn't seem to be helping you much earlier~

[Sometimes it's fun being a horrible troll.]

[onifukuchou]

Because you were too busy pestering me.

[Liiiiiies.]

[mumyo_ken]

You were talking too long!

[onifukuchou]

Which makes it your fault, not mine.

[Though he can't really keep up the facade of being angry about it. Or even more than just a little annoyed. Mostly that Souji keeps being right about things.]

[mumyo_ken]

It's not my fault you were being too slow.